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well endowed stranger 

Welcome to The Bad Gateway. I'm impressed you found the password to this place -- the fact that you're here means you've made it out of the Weenie Corner. This place isn't for the weak. I'll be your guide. This heap doesn't look like much, but it took a lot of blood, sweat and tears to build this place. Not mine though. RIP to the former owners, they put up quite a fight but there was nothing that could've prepared them for me and my gang, hehe. They had it comin' though, those elitist, racist pricks. 

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